Humorous & Inspirational Quotes and Phrases

‘I’ve Learned So Much From My Mistakes I’m Thinking Of Making Some More’ Hanging Picture – £12

Measures approximately 7 x 10cm (not including the chain). The 3D question marks are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Back In 5 Minutes, But If I’m Not Just Read This Message Again’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 13 x 10cm (not including the chain). The 3D clock face is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘An Eye For An Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind’ Hanging Picture – £12

A Mahatma Gandhi quote. Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain).

‘Smile… It Will Warm Their Heart Or Piss Them Off, Either Way You Win’ Hanging Picture – £12

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D smiley face is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Birthdays Are Good For You. People Who Have The Most Live The Longest’ Hanging Picture – £12

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Blessed Are The Cracked For They Shall Let In The Light’ Hanging Picture – £12

A Groucho Marx quote. Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D cracks are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘There Are People So Poor All They Have Is Money’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 6 x 13cm (not including the chain). The 3D £ Pound, € Euro and $ Dollar signs are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 6 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D feet are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘If You Don’t Live For Something You’ll Die For Nothing’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 6 x 12cm (not including the chain). The 3D ghost, gravestones, cemetery gates & trees are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘I’m Too Busy Working On My Own Grass To Notice If Yours Is Greener’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D grass is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘If ‘Plan A’ Doesn’t Work There’s Another 25 Letters In The Alphabet’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 6 x 13cm (not including the chain). The 3D letters are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

 

‘The Smallest Step In The Right Direction Can End Up Being The Biggest’ Hanging Picture – £12

Measures approximately 7 x 12cm (not including the chain). The 3D foot is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Inhale The Future, Exhale The Past’ Hanging Picture’ – £12

Measures approximately 7 x 10cm (not including the chain). Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘What if I fall? But What if you fly!’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 6 x 12cm (not including the chain). The 3D birds and leaves are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘When It Rains Look For Rainbows, When It’s Dark Look For Stars’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D stars are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘A Rainbow Is A Promise Of Sunshine After The Rain’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 6 x 14cm (not including the chain). The 3D sun & stars are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘Sky Above, Earth Below, Fire Within’ Hanging Picture – £12

Measures approximately 7 x 9cm (not including the chain). The 3D flames are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘Your life is your garden, your thoughts are the seeds. If your life isn’t awesome, you’ve been watering the weeds’ Hanging Picture – £25

Measures approximately 10 x 18cm (not including the chain). The 3D plants etc around the edges are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Each picture is individual. The pattern on the light blue ‘sky coloured’ background glass can vary, and how I lay out the flowers and leaves depends on how the glass I use for the stems is added.

When Life Gives You Lemons Make Lemonade‘ Hanging Picture – £25

Measures approximately 9 x 20cm (not including the chain). The 3D lemons are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

Wine & Beer Bottle Quotes

The quotes are hand painted onto a flattened wine (smaller sized 187ml bottle) or beer bottle, with enamel paint which is then fused into the glass for permanent lettering that will not fade or peel.

Approximate sizes:
According to chemistry – 7.5 x 18cm – £12
Novinophobia – 7.5 x 18cm – £12
Life is short – 7.5 x 18cm – £12
8 glasses – 9 x 24cm – £12
Shhh – 9 x 24cm – £12
Mistakes – 11 x 28cm (full size wine bottle) – £15