Humorous & Inspirational Quotes and Phrases

‘I’ve Learned So Much From My Mistakes I’m Thinking Of Making Some More’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 10cm (not including the chain). The 3D question marks are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Back In 5 Minutes, But If I’m Not Just Read This Message Again’ Hanging Picture – £18

Measures approximately 13 x 10cm (not including the chain). The 3D clock face is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘An Eye For An Eye Only Ends Up Making The Whole World Blind’ Hanging Picture – £14

A Mahatma Gandhi quote. Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain).

‘Smile… It Will Warm Their Heart Or Piss Them Off, Either Way You Win’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D smiley face is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

Birthdays Are Good For You. People Who Have The Most Live The Longest’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Blessed Are The Cracked For They Shall Let In The Light’ Hanging Picture – £14

A Groucho Marx quote. Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D cracks are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘There Are People So Poor All They Have Is Money’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 6 x 13cm (not including the chain). The 3D £ Pound, € Euro and $ Dollar signs are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 6 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D feet are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘If You Don’t Live For Something You’ll Die For Nothing’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 6 x 12cm (not including the chain). The 3D ghost, gravestones, cemetery gates & trees are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘I’m Too Busy Working On My Own Grass To Notice If Yours Is Greener’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D grass is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘If ‘Plan A’ Doesn’t Work There’s Another 25 Letters In The Alphabet’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 6 x 13cm (not including the chain). The 3D letters are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

The Smallest Step In The Right Direction Can End Up Being The Biggest’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 12cm (not including the chain). The 3D foot is made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. It is then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘Inhale The Future, Exhale The Past’ Hanging Picture’ – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 10cm (not including the chain). Other glass base colours possible, choose from: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Lilac, Orange, Turquoise Blue or Dark Blue. Fuchsia Pink & Purple available for £2 extra.

‘What if I fall? But What if you fly!’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 6 x 12cm (not including the chain). The 3D birds and leaves are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘When It Rains Look For Rainbows, When It’s Dark Look For Stars’ Hanging Picture – £16

Measures approximately 7 x 11cm (not including the chain). The 3D stars are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

‘A Rainbow Is A Promise Of Sunshine After The Rain’ Hanging Picture – £18

Measures approximately 6 x 14cm (not including the chain). The 3D sun & stars are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

All rainbow striped products come with a free rainbow gift card & envelope. Left blank inside, or I can fill in a message for you and send it directly to the recipient. 

‘Sky Above, Earth Below, Fire Within’ Hanging Picture – £14

Measures approximately 7 x 9cm (not including the chain). The 3D flames are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

Your life is your garden, your thoughts are the seeds. If your life isn’t awesome, you’ve been watering the weeds’ Hanging Picture – £30

Measures approximately 10 x 18cm (not including the chain). The 3D plants etc around the edges are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln. Each picture is individual. The pattern on the light blue ‘sky coloured’ background glass can vary, and how I lay out the flowers and leaves depends on how the glass I use for the stems is added.

When Life Gives You Lemons Make LemonadeHanging Picture – £30

Measures approximately 9 x 20cm (not including the chain). The 3D lemons are made from powdered glass which I turn into a clay. They are then permanently fused onto the glass base in a kiln.

Hanging Flattened Bottles With Boozy Quotes – £14

Phrases on beer bottles. Measures approximately 8 x 21cm (depending on the beer bottle used):
– Strange how 8 glasses of water seems impossible, but 8 beers…
– I’ve learned so much from my mistakes I’m thinking of making some more
– SHHH… Yep I hear a beer calling
– BEER O’Clock
– This beer tastes a lot like I’m not going into work tomorrow
– Alcohol won’t solve your problems. Then again neither will water
– In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while sober too

Phrases on small sized 187ml wine bottles. Measures approximately 7 x 18cm (depending on the beer bottle used):
– According to chemistry alcohol is a solution
– Novinophobia – The fear of running out of wine
– Life is short, drink the good wine first
– Let the evening be GIN
– WINE / GIN O’Clock
– It’s 5 O’clock somewhere
– Drink wine – It isn’t good to keep things bottled up

Or send me your own quote to be added.

Personalised Phrase / Quote Magnets – £8

Measures approximately 5 x 6cm. A strong neodymium magnet is glued onto the back using very strong glass glue, to keep your magnet safely in place. Please specify your chosen background colour and phrase / quote to be added. Possible colours: Red, Yellow, Light Green, Dark Green, Orange, Light Blue, Dark Blue, Black or Rainbow Striped. Dark Pink and Purple also available for an extra £1.

Choose a phrase from the list below:
– I’ve learned so much from my mistakes I’m thinking of making some more
– Back in 5 minutes, but if I’m not just read this message again
– An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
– Smile… It will warm their heart or piss them off, either way you win
– Birthdays are good for you. People who have the most live the longest
– There are people so poor all they have is money
– Not all those who wander are lost
– If you don’t live for something you’ll die for nothing
– I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener
– If ‘Plan A’ doesn’t work there’s another 25 letters in the alphabet
– The smallest step in the right direction can end up being the biggest
– Inhale the future, exhale the past
– When it rains look for rainbows, when it’s dark look for stars
– A rainbow is a promise of sunshine after the rain
– Strange how 8 glasses of water seems impossible, but 8 beers…
– SHHH… Yep I hear a beer calling
– According to chemistry alcohol is a solution
– Novinophobia – The fear of running out of wine
– Life is short, drink the good wine first
– Let the evening be GIN

Or send me your own quote to be added.